Monday, February 07, 2005
That Fat Idiot
Yep, I've had it! Goal keeper can't even keep his cool, but moans and croacks about letting everybody down. Screw that! I raised a rookie from the farm to substitute him. I'll get that whining out of him.
But boy, the team is like my navel - bloated and still seeking room to expand. Can't get rid of those those jerkoffs who keep on fumbling the ball. NOBODY is offering NOTHING. I'll boot their sorry asses later this week, unless I get a stroke of gentleness and put them on for a contract. Show me the hat and the trick boys! HATTRICK! THAT'S what I'm talking about!
And why the hell I don't have any airconditioning in my office? I'm gonna whack the following Finn who suggests to open the window, these people are fucking nuts! Where's my valium?
But boy, the team is like my navel - bloated and still seeking room to expand. Can't get rid of those those jerkoffs who keep on fumbling the ball. NOBODY is offering NOTHING. I'll boot their sorry asses later this week, unless I get a stroke of gentleness and put them on for a contract. Show me the hat and the trick boys! HATTRICK! THAT'S what I'm talking about!
And why the hell I don't have any airconditioning in my office? I'm gonna whack the following Finn who suggests to open the window, these people are fucking nuts! Where's my valium?
