Wednesday, March 30, 2005

 

Injury cranks emergency room

22 players and 1 coach in mi team and I have no heart to let them go. There are guys that don't deserve this break that I'm giving to them - poor sods. Anyhoo, I'm paying too much fer unused reserve. There are couple of guys who I must let go, they are just way too old, old war dog should understand when to retire "BURB", just look at me, am I performing or per-FORMING, see - this is where it all comez down to.

Didn't want to see the trouble of setting a sub in case of injuries oh and did I get them? Sure did, poor lad is out of picture for several weeks. Its finally time fer team to start running likes a Scottish clock. Never trusted those cuckooland clocks by the way.

Perl of the day DOWNSIZE

Sunday, March 27, 2005

 

Mäntsälän Pallopojat is going down

This team is the next victim. We could level them with our bare feet. Actually that is a great way to save in our equipment budget, I better send a memo right away. Finances are rock solid, but couple of pounds for extra cup of cappucino is always welcomed.

Just to let you guys know, I now have full fleet of assistant coaches and physical therapists and the heat and pressure of my workout and training program will produce solid diamond team for the final rounds of the league. Sarjanousu here I come!

Sunday, March 20, 2005

 

Winning is too easy

I keep playin' easy but still wins drop to my pockets like flies. There is nothing stopping me from winning my league this year. I look at my opponents and they are still grinding on with those pathetic 4-4-2 tactics that lead nowhere. They also have mind boggingly lousy coaches, no wonder their teams are paddling water.

Sunday, March 13, 2005

 

Back on the track

FC Maamies and Espoon Epelit are bunch of dimwits who have no chance over my Troops. Their tactics are the same old grinding and their line ups are apallingly under rated. With those players they can get through this season, but next year there will be some blood on the playing field. "Oi! June! Where the hell is that pizza?!" Anyway, mi team is gonna take on some piss off eeesy games and in the end of the season I have couple of games against those wankers. Lads have built up their stamina and they really rock. Rest of the season is just playmaking and we will level any opponent. You can pick on that...

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