Sunday, February 06, 2005

 

Show me the money!

I have been at the helm of my club for a week now and it has all gone to hell. I have made brilliant mistakes and I even had a tutor to guide me past the worst nightmare decisions.

There is no sexy secretary that I was promised before signing the contract. By the way, the team stinks and I am not talking about the after-practise lockerroom parfume.

Those morons went and lost the first game, I should fire the coach but I just got him with almost 300K euro. Seems to me that he just eats up all that money and then takes a short visit to the loo.

No one in the team scored, sure hope they have similar luck with women so their genetics won't pass on to the next generation. Gotta go, too busy eating Valium.

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